Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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