So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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