Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
