I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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