Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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