Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
