their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
