I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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