i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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