well I can't set my house on fire every night
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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