Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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