im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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