What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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