By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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