What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
ttyl tear gas
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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