On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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