Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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