i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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