I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Are we still banned from the library?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
