Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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