that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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