Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
