I am puke
It's Friday. Sex?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he laminated a picture of his dick.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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