hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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