Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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