Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Ketchup is God's man juice
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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