What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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