I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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