Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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