Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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