How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
