why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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