margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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