Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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