i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
