She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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