I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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