I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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