Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
