I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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