so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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