She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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