my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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