Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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