I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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