Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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