One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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