She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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