So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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