i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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