if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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