it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think my nap took me to another dimension
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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