Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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