i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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