Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
