she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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