dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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