all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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