you turned your livingroom into a bong?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
worst night to have a conscience
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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