Apparently you make a good broom.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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