To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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