So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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